February 2012
84 posts
“If only i had checked myself”
– guy who wrecked himself (via qwopette)
Matthew 18
Matthew 18:21-22 NIV
Then Peter came to Jesus and asked, “Lord, how many times shall I forgive my brother or sister who sins against me? Up to seven times?” Jesus answered, “I tell you, not seven times, but seventy-seven times.”
I have been so bitter and unforgiving towards the people I am supposed to love the most. Bitterness and harbored hatred only eat up any...
me: *leaves room and walks into kitchen*
dad: hey she came out of her hole
dad: it's like you live in a cave
dad: we haven't seen you in a while
dad: it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
dad: you only leave to stock up on food
dad: oh and there she goes
dad: walking right past me with her food
dad: see you in a few days
During a math test
Me: my answer = 23
Answer choices: 17, 19, 26, 36.
Me: well 26 is closer to 23, so that must be the answer.
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leilockheart:
wowfunniestposts:
^^^Yup, that’s me. Hahahhaha
this blog is hilarious
God is still in control, even when my acne flair up threatens to consume all of the room in my emotion tank for the month.
